QUESTION 1.  What is your favorite color for a bicycle?

1. Bianchi celeste
2. Ferrari red
3. Squadra azzurra
4. Tour de France jaune
5. Giro d’Italia rosa

QUESTION 2.  Which is the best sound your bicycle makes?

1. When it’s as quiet as possible.
2. While playing the soundtrack from Quicksilver.
3. The click-click-click of my three-speed hub in first gear.
4. Accompanied by a thousand canaries.
5. With the last lap bell played solo

QUESTION 3.  What is the hardest thing to touch on a bicycle?

1. the saddle
2. the chain
3. the handlebar
4. the spoke nipple
5. the bottom bracket axle

BONUS QUESTION:  Which bicycle part is best known for its smell?

1. Campy bottom bracket grease
2. Tubular tire rim cement
3. Leather saddle
4. Cloth bar tape double-layered
5. Filet-brazed lugs